luminousnerd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Wars - V.U.S.]

Not too bad...

It's not that bad. It's not brilliant, but it's decent, and deserves to be on Newgrounds. I think you won a lot of hostility and low scores by people who were looking forward to 'mild nudity' XD

Why the hell would you put mild nudity on that? o_O

Anyway, decent work, keep making more, you'll get to be very good if you keep on trying.

[Carol of the Robots]

Umm...why is this at the top of the top 50?

I don't understand why this is ranked above the animation "Future". This is a half-decent animation. But the artwork is really weak, no detail (which is fine, but certainly not top 50 material). And the idea...well, it's nothing too great. It's a couple of robots pressing keys on their chest and a mini robot lifting a radio in the air....

Okay, it's an alright animation, it deserves maybe a high 3s score. But it shouldn't have over 4.0. It's really not good at all compared to anything else on the top 50.

[Future]

This comes from the heart.

I can't even begin to imagine how difficult it might be for you to stomach all of the gooey "I love this" reviews you get, but I am afraid I must bestow one more upon you.

This is utterly and bewilderingly ASTOUNDING material! I seriously can't tell if it isn't vector, it seems it would need to be 3-D to perform it so awesomely....anyway, it's amazing.

Thank you so much for bringing this to the world. And I give this move the first set of straight 10s (I consider it straight 10s, since Interactivity is B.S. [interactivity really has nothing to do with how good something is; it's just a cool feature...]).

Anyway, amazing stuff.

[Shoo Fly]

Wow...I mean, WOW...Just amazing!

If there were a way to vote 6 out of 5, I would...or 10 out of 5 for that matter. This is simply amazing. I love it dude!

And you SHOULD persue animation as a profession, because with your skill, you'd be a key animator, not a frame animator...then they'd have grunts doing the frame by framing ;)

Although, unfortunately, 2d animation is slowly disappearing. Not slowly enough if you ask me, I like 2d more than some 3d. :/

Anyway, keep it up, or if you decide you don't want to, then excel at whatever you do!

[Metal Gear Awesome]

I don't see what all the fuss is about

Well it certainly deserves to be on Newgrounds, but I don't see what all the fuss about it is...I could see this MAYBE being in the top 5 one day...I wouldn't even put it there personally, but I can see that. But front page, 1 million views, daily feature....all of that is kind of crazy if you ask me! The graphics rather suck, the audio's not great, I can understand about half of what these guys are saying (the constant swear words stand out), and it's really not that funny. Whatever.

[Ace's Optical Illusions]

Interesting

YOU SUCK. I hate you losers who are too @#$%ing lazy to make a proper button. I hate how you can 't even be assed into making a proper hit state. You suck. Asshole.

Mini-Media responds:

*cough**oough* anger management*cough*

[World War 5]

This is very good.

The graphics were very good, and I really liked the message. The sound, however, was complete shit. Not to say it was bad music, but that it just didn't fit with your movie. But very good animation, good art, good message. Just needed SERIOUS work on the background music. With good music this would possibly get a 10 overall from me, and that is something I have never awarded (except perhaps a long time ago when I was a newbie and gave everything either a 10 or a 1)

TruffleClock responds:

What? I exported the sound on high quality.

[5 Shots]

I don't understand...

Why is this getting such a good score? It's really quite aweful. The sound is poor quality, the animation is bad, you couldn't be arsed to draw more than 2 characters and even they are shotty...the mouths are black blobs...and worst of all, the "storyline" or whatever you wish to call it flat out sucked. It was disgusting...

Bad job.

CowPuncherProduction responds:

That is unfortunate you think that way. We have plenty reviews that state the sound is crisp and clear, the animation is pretty well, and the joke is hilarious. Computer malfunction? Anywho, thanks for the 4 at least.

[PHP Tutorial]

Very good

I really want to learn PHP, but tonight I don't have the pacience to go through all that. I know that PHP is a textual language, but I am sure there are some more visual ways of saying all this. It's a pretty cool tutorial, but I wish it explained things a little more visually. Other than that, good job.

[SW: Sith Confrontation]

Very good man

It was awesome. Your work rules. I can't wait for the remake.

On another note, I've been reccomended to you several times in my search for a Star Wars artist. I was dismayed to find that you have no contact address, so I have included this here. Please check out the "Need some help for a spoof" topic in the flash forum, id 444097 .

Thanks